Evil Earl is the son of an evil wizard who never made it into a fairy tale, something he is very bitter about. He wears a long blue coat with skull-shaped lapel button, long purple pants and silver boots. He speaks in old Shakespearean English, using words such as "verily", "forsooth and "thou. Despite the lack of his family's fame, he still seems to hang out with the popular kids.

Evil Earl
Domain: Archaea
Phylum: Korarchaeota